Who This Is For

You're in the right place if —

You have a sense of the esotericYou understand that healing isn't purely mechanical. You're open to the weird, the quantum, the spiritual — and you don't need everything explained in clinical terms.

You're self-awareYou've done some work on yourself. You can observe your patterns without completely collapsing into them. You know you have blind spots and you're curious about them.

You have a sense of humorAbout yourself, about the process, about the fact that healing is sometimes absurd and inconvenient. You can laugh while you do hard things.

You want to do it your wayYou're not looking for a rigid protocol to follow blindly. You want to understand your body well enough to make your own informed choices — for the rest of your life.

You're honestWith me, and more importantly with yourself. This work asks you to tell the truth about what you eat, how you feel, what's hard. No performance required.

You're excited for a challenge to rise toNot masochistic — genuinely motivated by the idea of real change. You've tried the easy versions. You're ready for something that actually works.

The Application

Tell me about you.

There are no right answers here. I'm not looking for a perfect client — I'm looking for an honest one. Take your time. Write like you talk.

Your Name

Email Address

Where are you based?

Your Body

Tell me what's happening physically. Be specific — vague answers make it hard for me to assess fit.

Describe the digestive or gastrointestinal symptoms you're experiencing. What are they, how long have you had them, how do they affect your daily life?

Describe your nervous system or stress symptoms right now. Sleep, anxiety, mood, energy, reactivity — anything that feels relevant.

What are the top three symptoms you most want to resolve?

Are you currently supported by any of the following? Select all that apply — this helps me understand your existing support system.

Functional medicine doctor MD / primary care physician Therapist or mental health professional A combination of the above None currently

Have you done an elimination protocol before?

Yes No

If yes — when, what did you try, and what were the results? Skip this if you haven't done one before.

Your Readiness

An elimination protocol takes 12–24 weeks to create meaningful change. Most clients feel real improvement in 1–2 weeks — but the deeper work takes time. I need to understand your reality.

Why is this the right time for you to start? Not the "right" answer — your honest answer.

What is it about my approach that makes you want to work with me specifically? This tells me a lot about whether we'll be a good match.

Are you able to set aside the time, energy, and financial resources for this kind of commitment right now? This is not a dealbreaker — understanding your reality helps me support you better. The investment is $2,249 plus budget for organic food, supplements, and potentially $300 in diagnostic testing.

Is there anything else you want me to know? Anything that didn't fit above. Surprises welcome.

I read every application personally and respond within 3–5 business days. If we seem like a good fit I'll reach out to schedule a free conversation. No pressure, no pitch — just a real talk to see if this makes sense.

So you're readyto feel good.

12 weeks of support to help you come home to your body and reclaim your original biology.

You're in the right place if —

Tell me about you.